It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like
"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."
u can’t beat the monuments men
umm excuse u
don’t mess with the Polar Express
I reblog doctor who and anything that i find funny
I love all of my followers! and if any of you need anything my ask box should always be open
My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him Dav
The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches
you looking for this my friend?
why is there a gif for this
What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th D:
Whose the fucking idiot who said this? How can u have two dates together?
have u ever fuckin heard of a double date
|Song: Thrift Shop|
|Artist: Vitamin String Quartet|
|Played: 1,344,783 times.|
EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE THRIFT SHOP LISTEN TO THIS SHIT!
seriously guys, listen to this
this sounds like the background music you’d hear in a movie as the camera leads you around a bustling marketplace in the 17- or 1800s and it leads to the sight of a bunch of sailors hoisting and tossing around a bunch of packages on a ship getting ready to set sail for adventure
Things that come to my mind when I hear this:
- Composers breakdancing
what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show
"found the feminist lol" yeah im not hiding
In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero
BEING HETEROSEXUAL ISN’T NORMAL IT’S JUST COMMON
if i had a penny for every time an offended heterosexual commented on this post..
A person’s tumblr tells a lot about them. It shows what kind of images they see in their head, who they love, who they hate, even what they think about other people.
it’s the 8th month
I cracked the code
October is the 10th month though
It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus
we should totally just stab caesar
I feel the whole purpose of this movie was to make this pun possible.
SOMEONE REBLOGGED THIS AGAIN