Eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben, acht …
um, dois, três, quatro …
Un, Deux, Trois, Quatre
It’s not a very good one.
uno, dos, tres, cuatro…
I’m not sure how this works.
ett två tre fyra
philippines and japan stop omg
Satu Dua Tiga Empat
one AMERICA, two AMERICA, three AMERICA…
i don’t get it either
THE LAST ONE KILLED ME
I reblog doctor who and anything that i find funny
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Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.
i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a “surfer dude”
England: what are you doing
America: getting rid of u lmao
Well, that depends. Definitely Craig if you count him. If not the either Rose, Clara, or Adric
what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care
You clearly don’t own a cat
Ironic and Unfortunate Shirts Worn in Mugshots [via]
he looks so pleased
"oh look. look at this apple. it me"
horf horf horf
how to be smooth as hell with your crush
I am a potato in a field of flowers.
these are potato flowers. do you feel better about yourself now?
this is the most uplifting thing one of my posts has ever been blessed with
Potato plants are a member of the nightshade family and is toxic so you also have the potential to poison your enemies (with you know, the leaves and stems, not the roots that we eat).
The more you know.